how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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