Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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