So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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