Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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