She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What a dumb baby whore.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
where are my eyebrows?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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