I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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