Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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