Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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