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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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