i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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