i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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