all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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