Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's shark week go big or go home
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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