...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
