Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to jail i love you
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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