Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
