Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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