I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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