Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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