But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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