I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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