I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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