butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just google imaged poop.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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