oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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