Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
