Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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