what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
