You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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