I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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