PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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