You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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