I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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