took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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