do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Randomize