sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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