woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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