apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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