Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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