I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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