On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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