last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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