one word: firstdatebathroomanal
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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