just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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