dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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