Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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