i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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