I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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