Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
