wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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