I want to stick my p in your. b.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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