is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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