I molested 6 butterflies tonight
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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