well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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