I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i think i just lost a toe
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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