Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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