Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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