shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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