i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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