You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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