He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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